Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 46 - PB and J Sandwiches

Rules for a great peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  1. Peanut butter kept in the refrigerator will get too hard and will tear sliced bread when you try to spread it.  Keep it in the pantry.
  2. Jam should be kept in the refrigerator, it says so on the jar. By the way, jam is better than jelly.
  3. A good alternative to jam is sliced banana.
  4. Wheat bread is better than white bread.
  5. Serve with a tall glass of cold milk.